








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 425 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2657 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5478 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 2860 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3025 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,616,174 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Venjex | 62% | 76 |
| #2 | manny | 52% | 204 |
| #3 | Faizon™ | 51% | 298 |
| #4 | twilk | 49% | 242 |
| #5 | danm | 48% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Venjex | 62% | 76 |
| #2 | manny | 52% | 204 |
| #3 | Faizon™ | 51% | 298 |
| #4 | twilk | 49% | 242 |
| #5 | danm | 48% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manny | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | Faizon™ | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | twilk | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | danm | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | Venjex | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twilk | 796 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | danm | 462 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | Faizon™ | 329 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #4 | manny | 278 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | Venjex | 82 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twilk | +2.96 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | danm | +1.67 | 56 | 65 |
| #3 | manny | +0.67 | 55 | 59 |
| #4 | Faizon™ | -1.07 | 47 | 53 |
| #5 | Snapz 2.0 | -1.20 | 49 | 54 |





