








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,100 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2056 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2015 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1817 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1212 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,131,617 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J3llo Wit-A-Blick | 61% | 88 |
| #2 | krause.percocet | 52% | 103 |
| #3 | kjiv | 52% | 119 |
| #4 | LilKrokE | 51% | 88 |
| #5 | RageCum 469 | 47% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kjiv | 684 | 0.28 | 16 min |
| #2 | LilKrokE | 325 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | krause.percocet | 228 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | J3llo Wit-A-Blick | 162 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kroeker | 139 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kjiv | +2.37 | 71 | 60 |
| #2 | LilKrokE | +1.93 | 64 | 55 |
| #3 | RageCum 469 | +1.04 | 76 | 44 |
| #4 | J3llo Wit-A-Blick | +1.03 | 56 | 58 |
| #5 | krause.percocet | +0.26 | 69 | 44 |





