








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 510 | 14% |
| Smokes | 422 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 1653 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 1039 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $626,640 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 362 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J3llo Wit-A-Blick | 54% | 26 |
| #2 | kjiv | 50% | 109 |
| #3 | krause.percocet | 49% | 93 |
| #4 | LilKrokE | 49% | 61 |
| #5 | T҉A҉I҉N҉T҉ | 47% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kjiv | 649 | 0.28 | 16 min |
| #2 | krause.percocet | 273 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | T҉A҉I҉N҉T҉ | 260 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | LilKrokE | 241 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | Kroeker | 100 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kjiv | +1.58 | 69 | 59 |
| #2 | LilKrokE | +1.24 | 63 | 57 |
| #3 | RageCum 469 | +0.63 | 75 | 43 |
| #4 | J3llo Wit-A-Blick | +0.05 | 59 | 54 |
| #5 | Kroeker | -0.43 | 48 | 68 |





