








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Faceit | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




147 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7010 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,895 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9139 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9022 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4907 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7827 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,193,118 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1076 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remy the Rat | 55% | 325 |
| #2 | RoxySupremacy | 51% | 238 |
| #3 | 塔哈 | 51% | 374 |
| #4 | Madzii | 46% | 122 |
| #5 | Alexmln | 43% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remy the Rat | 55% | 325 |
| #2 | RoxySupremacy | 51% | 238 |
| #3 | 塔哈 | 51% | 374 |
| #4 | Madzii | 46% | 122 |
| #5 | Alexmln | 43% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remy the Rat | 130 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | 塔哈 | 48 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | RoxySupremacy | 44 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | Alexmln | 34 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Madzii | 27 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 塔哈 | 1341 | 0.17 | 35 min |
| #2 | Remy the Rat | 771 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | RoxySupremacy | 351 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | Alexmln | 256 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | Madzii | 134 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 塔哈 | +3.12 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | Remy the Rat | +2.00 | 55 | 36 |
| #3 | RoxySupremacy | +1.54 | 68 | 45 |
| #4 | Untitled | -0.21 | 37 | 48 |
| #5 | Madzii | -0.66 | 50 | 35 |





