








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 283 matches | ||
| Faceit | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,313 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3147 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4088 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6267 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5811 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,800,132 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alexmln | 53% | 278 |
| #2 | 塔哈 | 53% | 410 |
| #3 | Untitled | 51% | 238 |
| #4 | Remy the Rat | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | Madzii | 46% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alexmln | 53% | 278 |
| #2 | 塔哈 | 53% | 410 |
| #3 | Untitled | 51% | 238 |
| #4 | Remy the Rat | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | Madzii | 46% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 塔哈 | 39 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Alexmln | 32 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Untitled | 23 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Remy the Rat | 13 | 0.0148 |
| #5 | Madzii | 11 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 塔哈 | 1281 | 0.15 | 32 min |
| #2 | Untitled | 670 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Alexmln | 336 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | Remy the Rat | 95 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Madzii | 93 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 塔哈 | +1.90 | 66 | 62 |
| #2 | RoxySupremacy | +1.00 | 67 | 46 |
| #3 | Alexmln | -0.76 | 56 | 38 |
| #4 | Remy the Rat | -0.94 | 56 | 36 |
| #5 | Madzii | -1.88 | 48 | 36 |





