








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 158 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




179 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4057 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3233 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2481 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1785 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $488,573 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Untitled | 55% | 325 |
| #2 | 塔哈 | 54% | 115 |
| #3 | A1iv3e | 53% | 36 |
| #4 | RoxySupremacy | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | Madzii | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 塔哈 | 54% | 115 |
| #3 | A1iv3e | 53% | 36 |
| #4 | RoxySupremacy | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | Madzii | 38% | 45 |
| #6 | Alexmln | 35% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Untitled | 66 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | 塔哈 | 14 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | RoxySupremacy | 10 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | Alexmln | 9 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Madzii | 8 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Untitled | 1257 | 0.20 | 28 min |
| #2 | 塔哈 | 539 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #3 | A1iv3e | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | RoxySupremacy | 69 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Alexmln | 64 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 塔哈 | +2.82 | 72 | 67 |
| #2 | Remy the Rat | +2.24 | 53 | 38 |
| #3 | RoxySupremacy | +1.50 | 70 | 47 |
| #4 | Untitled | +0.90 | 36 | 50 |
| #5 | A1iv3e | -0.17 | 45 | 41 |





