








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 779 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 469 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6990 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3766 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1532 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 3641 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1755 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,119,506 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deB | 50% | 46 |
| #2 | BloodyBluntzz | 44% | 172 |
| #3 | Cidhr | 42% | 73 |
| #4 | ✿ bandit | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deB | 50% | 46 |
| #2 | BloodyBluntzz | 44% | 172 |
| #3 | Cidhr | 42% | 73 |
| #4 | ✿ bandit | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BloodyBluntzz | 26 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Cidhr | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | deB | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deB | 429 | 0.41 | 12 min |
| #2 | BloodyBluntzz | 371 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Cidhr | 161 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✿ bandit | 16 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DailyGainz | +1.76 | 58 | 45 |
| #2 | Cidhr | -0.21 | 29 | 41 |
| #3 | deB | -0.69 | 22 | 73 |
| #4 | ✿ bandit | -2.00 | 54 | 36 |
| #5 | BloodyBluntzz | -2.44 | 34 | 32 |





