








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 773 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 360 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3554 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,622 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 834 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1257 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1973 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1558 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,525,693 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p0gsyy | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | ddubdaniel | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | deB | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | Gr3ml1n | 49% | 147 |
| #5 | Undercover Goose | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | bork | 46% | 48 |
| #7 | Cidhr | 45% | 129 |
| #8 | ☁ cloud | 44% | 63 |
| #9 | Arnie ⚡️the goated bottom frag⚡g | 44% | 57 |
| #10 | DailyGainz | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gr3ml1n | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Cidhr | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | ☁ cloud | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | DailyGainz | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | p0gsyy | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gr3ml1n | 409 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | Cidhr | 354 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | bork | 309 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #4 | deB | 247 | 0.44 | 7 min |
| #5 | ☁ cloud | 184 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DailyGainz | +1.70 | 50 | 48 |
| #2 | Cidhr | +1.36 | 33 | 40 |
| #3 | Undercover Goose | +0.62 | 46 | 47 |
| #4 | ☁ cloud | +0.24 | 73 | 58 |
| #5 | ✿ bandit | +0.16 | 62 | 42 |





