








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 494 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 373 matches | ||
| Wingman | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,823 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7280 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5881 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4107 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2555 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,379,676 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mangueboy | 63% | 68 |
| #2 | RoxX | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | 𝖟𝖆𝖟𝖊𝖓ッ | 58% | 43 |
| #4 | ✪ | 58% | 62 |
| #5 | mARTO | 58% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | R4FF | 56% | 54 |
| #7 | BeavisGuitar | 55% | 42 |
| #8 | xuxuzin | 54% | 35 |
| #9 | CH3K- | 53% | 237 |
| #10 | mrk | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CH3K- | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | R4FF | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | 𝖟𝖆𝖟𝖊𝖓ッ | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | RoxX | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Mangueboy | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CH3K- | 926 | 0.18 | 27 min |
| #2 | mARTO | 350 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #3 | 𝖟𝖆𝖟𝖊𝖓ッ | 173 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | xuxuzin | 150 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mangueboy | 147 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖟𝖆𝖟𝖊𝖓ッ | +3.08 | 67 | 60 |
| #2 | Mangueboy | +2.24 | 66 | 59 |
| #3 | RoxX | +1.94 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | mARTO | +1.64 | 67 | 72 |
| #5 | CH3K- | +0.48 | 54 | 75 |





