








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 623 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 419 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7773 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7424 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4635 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5348 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,560,564 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tavao | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | mrk | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | ✪ | 60% | 122 |
| #4 | BeavisGuitar | 57% | 69 |
| #5 | Mangueboy | 55% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪ | 60% | 122 |
| #4 | BeavisGuitar | 57% | 69 |
| #5 | Mangueboy | 55% | 42 |
| #6 | Tix | 53% | 237 |
| #7 | 𝖟𝖆𝖟𝖊𝖓ッ | 51% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖟𝖆𝖟𝖊𝖓ッ | 12 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Tix | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | BeavisGuitar | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Tavao | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | ✪ | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tix | 873 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | 𝖟𝖆𝖟𝖊𝖓ッ | 443 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | BeavisGuitar | 156 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Tavao | 121 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mangueboy | 85 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mangueboy | +2.95 | 70 | 59 |
| #2 | 𝖟𝖆𝖟𝖊𝖓ッ | +2.66 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | CH3K- | +0.38 | 53 | 75 |
| #4 | ✪ | -0.09 | 56 | 46 |
| #5 | Tix | -0.28 | 71 | 58 |





