








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 618 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Wingman | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7315 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5455 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5923 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5148 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,376,879 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 758 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razupaltuv | 56% | 43 |
| #2 | w00lly | 50% | 115 |
| #3 | Pr0lex | 50% | 114 |
| #4 | Yai | 49% | 166 |
| #5 | unrthodoxx | 47% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razupaltuv | +3.35 | 69 | 50 |
| #2 | Yai | +2.43 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | Pr0lex | +0.72 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | giddyS | +0.42 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | w00lly | -0.85 | 42 | 63 |





