








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 766 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 531 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 173 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,712 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3836 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6611 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 7035 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3230 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,590,664 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fred | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | Sikk #Oligarch | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | Pr0lex | 52% | 466 |
| #4 | unrthodoxx | 51% | 282 |
| #5 | giddyS | 50% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Yai | 49% | 112 |
| #9 | _WhiteFire_ | 43% | 53 |
| #10 | Razupaltuv | 43% | 30 |
| #11 | NSK | 43% | 30 |
| #12 | Zed rustypot.com | 43% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pr0lex | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | unrthodoxx | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Yai | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | _WhiteFire_ | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pr0lex | 1649 | 0.17 | 43 min |
| #2 | giddyS | 341 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Yai | 324 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 234 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #5 | Zed rustypot.com | 202 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razupaltuv | +2.37 | 69 | 54 |
| #2 | SK | LL3r 少年 | +2.35 | 52 | 72 |
| #3 | fred | +2.26 | 81 | 69 |
| #4 | Zed rustypot.com | +2.21 | 51 | 76 |
| #5 | Pr0lex | +1.59 | 71 | 73 |





