








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 241 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5027 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,867 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5455 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3664 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4397 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4351 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,550,607 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 402 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | orioN | 64% | 95 |
| #2 | ✪ Catta | 62% | 207 |
| #3 | ❤🖤Zetta ❤🖤 | 61% | 317 |
| #4 | bezûgue | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | Zhetec | 57% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | bezûgue | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | Zhetec | 57% | 94 |
| #6 | 2002 Ronaldinho | 54% | 79 |
| #7 | Devniel | 52% | 65 |
| #8 | saved by grace - zinho | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤🖤Zetta ❤🖤 | 54 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | 2002 Ronaldinho | 28 | 0.0177 |
| #3 | ✪ Catta | 22 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Zhetec | 16 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | Devniel | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤🖤Zetta ❤🖤 | 803 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | ✪ Catta | 619 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #3 | Devniel | 443 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| #4 | 2002 Ronaldinho | 255 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | orioN | 239 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Catta | +2.33 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | ❤🖤Zetta ❤🖤 | +1.92 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | Joao | +1.03 | 85 | 61 |
| #4 | bezûgue | -0.10 | 46 | 63 |
| #5 | Zhetec | -0.88 | 61 | 53 |





