








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 774 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 259 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




130 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4952 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5969 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4988 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6285 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,267,507 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 852 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bezûgue | 67% | 55 |
| #2 | orioN | 66% | 99 |
| #3 | Fr1ks | 65% | 57 |
| #4 | Gilozudo | 63% | 41 |
| #5 | Joao | 61% | 317 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2002 Ronaldinho | 95 | 0.0200 |
| #2 | ✪ Catta | 34 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Zhetec | 24 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | Joao | 21 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Beirinho | 17 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joao | 1256 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #2 | ✪ Catta | 888 | 0.15 | 26 min |
| #3 | 2002 Ronaldinho | 766 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #4 | Devniel | 503 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| #5 | atokzz | 309 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Catta | +2.97 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | vesq | +2.48 | 78 | 70 |
| #3 | ❤🖤Zetta ❤🖤 | +2.13 | 74 | 55 |
| #4 | atokzz | +1.36 | 69 | 46 |
| #5 | Beirinho | +1.28 | 64 | 49 |





