








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Faceit | 162 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4200 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4978 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5683 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4954 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3888 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,908,199 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 792 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤🖤Zetta ❤🖤 | 66% | 99 |
| #2 | Joao | 64% | 95 |
| #3 | ✪ Catta | 60% | 75 |
| #4 | Devniel | 46% | 316 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤🖤Zetta ❤🖤 | 66% | 99 |
| #2 | Joao | 64% | 95 |
| #3 | ✪ Catta | 60% | 75 |
| #4 | Devniel | 46% | 316 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Devniel | 23 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | ❤🖤Zetta ❤🖤 | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Joao | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Devniel | 2042 | 0.29 | 51 min |
| #2 | Joao | 355 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | ✪ Catta | 267 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | ❤🖤Zetta ❤🖤 | 229 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤🖤Zetta ❤🖤 | +2.55 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | Joao | +1.48 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | ✪ Catta | +1.31 | 78 | 68 |
| #4 | orioN | +0.02 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | Devniel | -0.92 | 62 | 70 |





