








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 421 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 136 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4529 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4509 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2643 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3927 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,516,905 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joao | 62% | 207 |
| #2 | Zhetec | 62% | 79 |
| #3 | ❤🖤Zetta ❤🖤 | 61% | 286 |
| #4 | orioN | 60% | 75 |
| #5 | Devniel | 58% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤🖤Zetta ❤🖤 | 72 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | 2002 Ronaldinho | 51 | 0.0245 |
| #3 | Zhetec | 16 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | Joao | 15 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Beirinho | 7 | 0.0162 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joao | 783 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #2 | ❤🖤Zetta ❤🖤 | 772 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | 2002 Ronaldinho | 355 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | Devniel | 191 | 0.34 | 4 min |
| #5 | Zhetec | 180 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Catta | +2.57 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | ❤🖤Zetta ❤🖤 | +1.92 | 74 | 52 |
| #3 | Joao | +0.34 | 84 | 60 |
| #4 | atokzz | +0.31 | 61 | 41 |
| #5 | Zhetec | -0.17 | 61 | 53 |





