








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 416 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3882 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4664 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6551 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6263 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3449 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,267,237 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 351 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LWST | 46% | 215 |
| #2 | Kellux | 44% | 61 |
| #3 | GIANT | 43% | 172 |
| #4 | JackyBoii | 42% | 71 |
| #5 | JURCCX ツ | 38% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kellux | 44% | 61 |
| #3 | GIANT | 43% | 172 |
| #4 | JackyBoii | 42% | 71 |
| #5 | JURCCX ツ | 38% | 82 |
| #6 | CrazyKitCat ツ | 31% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LWST | 19 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | JURCCX ツ | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | GIANT | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | JackyBoii | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Kellux | 6 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LWST | 332 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | JURCCX ツ | 237 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | GIANT | 149 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kellux | 140 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | CrazyKitCat ツ | 44 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LWST | +1.04 | 54 | 43 |
| #2 | JURCCX ツ | -0.09 | 37 | 76 |
| #3 | JackyBoii | -0.22 | 44 | 48 |
| #4 | CrazyKitCat ツ | -0.65 | 65 | 64 |
| #5 | DickHead | -0.88 | 37 | 58 |





