








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1478 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1916 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2038 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1595 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $778,062 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JURCCX ツ | 14 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | LWST | 10 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | DickHead | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | JackyBoii | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | GIANT | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JURCCX ツ | 387 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | LWST | 79 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | DickHead | 63 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | GIANT | 52 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | WaLo | 48 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LWST | +0.82 | 49 | 44 |
| #2 | CrazyKitCat ツ | +0.23 | 61 | 67 |
| #3 | JURCCX ツ | -0.48 | 36 | 74 |
| #4 | JackyBoii | -0.50 | 36 | 50 |
| #5 | WaLo | -0.93 | 56 | 70 |





