








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
155 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 397 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 154 | 39% |
| Smokes | 93 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 137 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 13 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $57,348 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miseliini | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | jatkatj | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | yks luikaus | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | RUOSTERACING | 33% | 15 |
| #5 | Zonoler | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | yks luikaus | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | RUOSTERACING | 33% | 15 |
| #5 | Zonoler | 32% | 22 |
| #6 | pera_69 | 24% | 17 |
| #7 | Mane | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pera_69 | 6 | 0.0199 |
| #2 | Miseliini | 2 | 0.0465 |
| #3 | Zonoler | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUOSTERACING | 49 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Zonoler | 42 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | yks luikaus | 36 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mane | 15 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | jatkatj | 10 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jatkatj | +3.59 | 29 | 44 |
| #2 | yks luikaus | +3.02 | 53 | 73 |
| #3 | RUOSTERACING | +2.57 | 39 | 66 |
| #4 | snipu tipu | -1.37 | 83 | 43 |
| #5 | Miseliini | -2.60 | 29 | 25 |





