








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 788 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3211 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2615 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1896 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1903 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $733,009 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yks luikaus | 51% | 37 |
| #2 | Löysä | 48% | 83 |
| #3 | jatkatj | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | Jusbe | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | voimanpesä pasi | 46% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pera_69 | 17 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Löysä | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | mp jänis? | 3 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | yks luikaus | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Jusbe | 2 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Löysä | 214 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | yks luikaus | 169 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | voimanpesä pasi | 109 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | pera_69 | 75 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | jatkatj | 60 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yks luikaus | +3.39 | 56 | 70 |
| #2 | Jusbe | +1.33 | 63 | 37 |
| #3 | Löysä | +0.94 | 52 | 61 |
| #4 | RUOSTERACING | +0.68 | 46 | 60 |
| #5 | pera_69 | +0.11 | 75 | 38 |





