








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
307 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 209 | 39% |
| Smokes | 78 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 172 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 78 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $94,889 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miseliini | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | jatkatj | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | voimanpesä pasi | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | yks luikaus | 40% | 15 |
| #5 | snipu tipu | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | yks luikaus | 40% | 15 |
| #5 | snipu tipu | 32% | 22 |
| #6 | RUOSTERACING | 31% | 26 |
| #7 | Mane | 25% | 12 |
| #8 | pera_69 | 25% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pera_69 | 7 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | RUOSTERACING | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Miseliini | 2 | 0.0465 |
| #4 | snipu tipu | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUOSTERACING | 75 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | yks luikaus | 52 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | snipu tipu | 33 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mane | 23 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | jatkatj | 23 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jatkatj | +3.75 | 39 | 63 |
| #2 | yks luikaus | +2.60 | 50 | 73 |
| #3 | RUOSTERACING | +1.90 | 41 | 64 |
| #4 | snipu tipu | -0.45 | 83 | 42 |
| #5 | pera_69 | -1.51 | 72 | 37 |





