








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 87 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,586 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 519 | 14% |
| Smokes | 856 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1251 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 960 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,001,294 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | wiltsen | 36% | 14 |
| #9 | mp jänis? | 31% | 36 |
| #10 | Zonoler | 25% | 28 |
| #11 | snipu tipu | 24% | 17 |
| #12 | Mane | 17% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUOSTERACING | 14 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Jusbe | 8 | 0.0198 |
| #3 | wiltsen | 6 | 0.0199 |
| #4 | mp jänis? | 5 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | Löysä | 3 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUOSTERACING | 453 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | yks luikaus | 109 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | voimanpesä pasi | 80 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | jatkatj | 64 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Löysä | 59 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jusbe | +3.24 | 64 | 37 |
| #2 | yks luikaus | +2.51 | 55 | 62 |
| #3 | Löysä | +1.89 | 42 | 60 |
| #4 | RUOSTERACING | +1.03 | 44 | 60 |
| #5 | jatkatj | +0.48 | 34 | 55 |





