








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 962 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 358 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5551 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3851 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4867 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5092 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,093,090 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Verttii | 54% | 327 |
| #2 | TaisteluJaska | 53% | 353 |
| #3 | Vesbaal | 53% | 235 |
| #4 | paavo1993 | 52% | 209 |
| #5 | bug | 52% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Verttii | 21 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | OuJee | 10 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | TaisteluJaska | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Vesbaal | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | paavo1993 | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OuJee | 2819 | 0.26 | 76 min |
| #2 | Verttii | 1534 | 0.21 | 42 min |
| #3 | Vesbaal | 457 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #4 | TaisteluJaska | 405 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #5 | paavo1993 | 282 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Verttii | +4.09 | 69 | 72 |
| #2 | Lizwiz69 | +0.45 | 59 | 77 |
| #3 | paavo1993 | -0.09 | 67 | 58 |
| #4 | kuntteri | -0.22 | 68 | 73 |
| #5 | Vesbaal | -0.46 | 58 | 75 |





