








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1019 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6927 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6552 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6077 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4953 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,527,557 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3002 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKC.1V Willwidooo | 66% | 44 |
| #2 | RoseX | 65% | 34 |
| #3 | Nino | 62% | 55 |
| #4 | [FR] skyrun29 | 61% | 56 |
| #5 | Seiya | 60% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le Scuw | 11 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | Sarmoc | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | SKC.1V Willwidooo | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | 亗SkoobySam亗 | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Qdz | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoseX | +3.87 | 93 | 53 |
| #2 | s1 | +2.60 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | [FR] skyrun29 | +2.55 | 58 | 78 |
| #4 | ム | +1.00 | 69 | 47 |
| #5 | Sarmoc | +0.86 | 75 | 67 |





