








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 111 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,965 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1447 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1086 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1121 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1311 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $453,018 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 893 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaz.g | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | 52 | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | ouibri | 61% | 23 |
| #4 | Frederik | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | ayyy =DD | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | bassänghäng | 43% | 7 |
| #8 | Ttastey | 41% | 17 |
| #9 | morrisoN | 27% | 11 |
| #10 | kiddytickler | 25% | 8 |
| #11 | bjornt1 | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ttastey | 5 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | ouibri | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | bassänghäng | 1 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ttastey | 84 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | ouibri | 53 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Frederik | 53 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #4 | ayyy =DD | 39 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | bjornt1 | 34 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 52 | +2.83 | 76 | 59 |
| #2 | ayyy =DD | +1.86 | 67 | 56 |
| #3 | kiddytickler | +1.70 | 70 | 55 |
| #4 | gaz.g | +1.27 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | Frederik | +1.03 | 65 | 67 |





