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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2396 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1857 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1771 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1480 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $267,632 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 397 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VfL Forscher - Tamiro | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | Bennooo | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | Skillerx | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | Milkbottle | 43% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VfL Forscher - Tamiro | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | Bennooo | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | Skillerx | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | Milkbottle | 43% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milkbottle | 71 | 0.0235 |
| #2 | VfL Forscher - Tamiro | 9 | 0.0196 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milkbottle | 579 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | VfL Forscher - Tamiro | 68 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Bennooo | 17 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Skillerx | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eichel Jürgenberg | +3.43 | 64 | 61 |
| #2 | VfL Forscher - Tamiro | -1.06 | 18 | 46 |
| #3 | Milkbottle | -1.33 | 42 | 44 |
| #4 | Bennooo | -2.37 | 24 | 30 |
| #5 | Skillerx | -2.98 | 19 | 24 |





