








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 879 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 668 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12234 | 36% |
| Smokes | 7941 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7592 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6654 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,101,291 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NkMusic^ | 54% | 138 |
| #2 | Pabl1nho | 53% | 368 |
| #3 | Even | 53% | 115 |
| #4 | Ulises :3 | 52% | 163 |
| #5 | ✪Nawjj | 52% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | javi 鸡 | 23 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | f3Rush | 19 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ✪Nawjj | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Pabl1nho | 13 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Ulises :3 | 10 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pabl1nho | 2766 | 0.35 | 88 min |
| #2 | f3Rush | 2148 | 0.21 | 61 min |
| #3 | Ulises :3 | 652 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #4 | PITBULLCONY | 558 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #5 | Preck | 469 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pabl1nho | +1.44 | 40 | 81 |
| #2 | NkMusic^ | +1.31 | 61 | 66 |
| #3 | Ulises :3 | +1.15 | 53 | 59 |
| #4 | javi 鸡 | +0.81 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | Preck | +0.73 | 58 | 62 |





