








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 726 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 751 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,116 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6703 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6750 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6876 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6787 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,122,988 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Preck | 54% | 114 |
| #2 | Pabl1nho | 52% | 446 |
| #3 | NkMusic^ | 52% | 132 |
| #4 | javi 鸡 | 51% | 202 |
| #5 | lechuga organica | 51% | 283 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | javi 鸡 | 31 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | ✪Nawjj | 28 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | f3Rush | 22 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Pabl1nho | 19 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | lechuga organica | 19 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pabl1nho | 3451 | 0.36 | 109 min |
| #2 | f3Rush | 2448 | 0.23 | 67 min |
| #3 | lechuga organica | 1394 | 0.23 | 40 min |
| #4 | Ulises :3 | 797 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #5 | javi 鸡 | 491 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pabl1nho | +1.36 | 36 | 81 |
| #2 | javi 鸡 | +1.02 | 63 | 58 |
| #3 | Ulises :3 | +0.92 | 54 | 57 |
| #4 | NkMusic^ | +0.81 | 63 | 62 |
| #5 | lechuga organica | +0.49 | 48 | 75 |





