








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1027 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1064 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11190 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 21358 | 39% |
| Smokes | 16018 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7455 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 10382 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,927,384 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 699 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lechuga organica | 53% | 368 |
| #2 | NkMusic^ | 53% | 117 |
| #3 | Even | 53% | 146 |
| #4 | ✪Nawjj | 52% | 334 |
| #5 | javi 鸡 | 52% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | javi 鸡 | 52% | 182 |
| #6 | PITBULLCONY | 52% | 446 |
| #7 | Preck | 51% | 78 |
| #8 | f3Rush | 50% | 526 |
| #9 | Ulises :3 | 49% | 298 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Nawjj | 32 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | javi 鸡 | 25 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Ulises :3 | 21 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | f3Rush | 19 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | lechuga organica | 18 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f3Rush | 2797 | 0.24 | 78 min |
| #2 | lechuga organica | 1891 | 0.24 | 55 min |
| #3 | Ulises :3 | 1245 | 0.20 | 27 min |
| #4 | PITBULLCONY | 910 | 0.09 | 22 min |
| #5 | javi 鸡 | 450 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pabl1nho | +1.13 | 37 | 80 |
| #2 | Ulises :3 | +0.92 | 52 | 59 |
| #3 | NkMusic^ | +0.38 | 59 | 62 |
| #4 | lechuga organica | +0.35 | 46 | 77 |
| #5 | javi 鸡 | +0.06 | 63 | 58 |





