








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
388 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,629 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 461 | 28% |
| Smokes | 346 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 473 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 349 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,728 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Kriss | 44% | 32 |
| #10 | BlanK | 40% | 5 |
| #11 | forCe | 36% | 11 |
| #12 | RASSENOw ツ ツ | 33% | 6 |
| #13 | TakOsten | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ta Ko | 186 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | Heden | 124 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kriss | 118 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | TakOsten | 58 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | forCe | 33 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ta Ko | +3.12 | 83 | 76 |
| #2 | TakOsten | +2.21 | 82 | 76 |
| #3 | Kriss | +2.12 | 72 | 72 |
| #4 | BlanK | +1.47 | 23 | 52 |
| #5 | Rogerstein | +1.28 | 79 | 55 |





