








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 682 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,258 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 563 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1986 | 47% |
| HE Grenades | 464 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1245 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $538,863 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyfator <3 | 26 | 0.0160 |
| #2 | MaidOWO | 20 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Velocity | 19 | 0.0173 |
| #4 | KryvasCZ | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Aur3l1co$ | 6 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyfator <3 | 579 | 0.36 | 12 min |
| #2 | MaidOWO | 520 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | Aur3l1co$ | 122 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Velocity | 76 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | KryvasCZ | 74 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aur3l1co$ | +3.98 | 61 | 56 |
| #2 | Skyfator <3 | +3.52 | 66 | 62 |
| #3 | KryvasCZ | +1.46 | 66 | 32 |
| #4 | MaidOWO | +0.05 | 41 | 59 |
| #5 | Velocity | -0.87 | 16 | 42 |





