








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 393 | 28% |
| Smokes | 409 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 165 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 459 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $253,101 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aur3l1co$ | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | PhanFive | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | MaidOWO | 54% | 61 |
| #4 | KryvasCZ | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | Skyfator <3 | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Velocity | 24 | 0.0264 |
| #2 | Skyfator <3 | 19 | 0.0258 |
| #3 | MaidOWO | 10 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | PhanFive | 9 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | KryvasCZ | 5 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyfator <3 | 288 | 0.39 | 5 min |
| #2 | MaidOWO | 239 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | Velocity | 57 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | PhanFive | 52 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | KryvasCZ | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyfator <3 | +5.61 | 70 | 59 |
| #2 | Aur3l1co$ | +5.29 | 72 | 49 |
| #3 | KryvasCZ | +2.48 | 69 | 32 |
| #4 | MaidOWO | +1.76 | 48 | 65 |
| #5 | Velocity | +1.67 | 17 | 49 |





