








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 892 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4903 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3356 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2310 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2921 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $273,166 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 747 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaidOWO | 18 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Doggoz | 18 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | PhanFive | 14 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | mttt | 13 | 0.0153 |
| #5 | Velocity | 12 | 0.0121 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaidOWO | 318 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | PhanFive | 84 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | BETA mastivlk | 71 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Doggoz | 66 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Velocity | 64 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doggoz | +5.84 | 67 | 49 |
| #2 | BETA mastivlk | +5.12 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | Skyfator <3 | +1.93 | 65 | 62 |
| #4 | KryvasCZ | +0.15 | 63 | 33 |
| #5 | mttt | -0.18 | 45 | 16 |





