








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 271 | 13% |
| Smokes | 767 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 537 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 505 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,050 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | MaidOWO | 63% | 99 |
| #4 | PhanFive | 57% | 91 |
| #5 | TechmandanCZ | 53% | 40 |
| #6 | Skyfator <3 | 49% | 65 |
| #7 | Velocity | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyfator <3 | 25 | 0.0198 |
| #2 | Velocity | 12 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | MaidOWO | 11 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | PhanFive | 11 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | TechmandanCZ | 4 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyfator <3 | 458 | 0.36 | 9 min |
| #2 | MaidOWO | 349 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | PhanFive | 91 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Velocity | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | TechmandanCZ | 57 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aur3l1co$ | +3.59 | 67 | 54 |
| #2 | Skyfator <3 | +3.05 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | KryvasCZ | +1.76 | 65 | 30 |
| #4 | MaidOWO | +0.45 | 41 | 60 |
| #5 | PhanFive | -1.34 | 32 | 44 |





