








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Wingman | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 184 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4637 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2951 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3653 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1726 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2305 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,137,249 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 927 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | TheDyl | 47% | 87 |
| #7 | Ron Cadillac | 41% | 34 |
| #8 | Seeker | 41% | 98 |
| #9 | talktuahpodcast | 40% | 40 |
| #10 | ReeceMario100 | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheDyl | 312 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | Seeker | 308 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | core9 | 200 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | ROOK | 172 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #5 | talktuahpodcast | 105 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | core9 | +1.63 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | Chup_aa | +1.44 | 79 | 44 |
| #3 | YNFMB | +0.66 | 63 | 38 |
| #4 | TheDyl | +0.52 | 70 | 66 |
| #5 | ROOK | +0.34 | 78 | 73 |





