








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 704 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 572 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6961 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,356 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1359 | 9% |
| Smokes | 3987 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5582 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 4428 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,008,765 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alhamdulillah | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | kyle wolfe | 53% | 179 |
| #3 | Mr. Yodis Džordi | 50% | 106 |
| #4 | xXPersianXx | 49% | 180 |
| #5 | daDDy | 48% | 623 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | daDDy | 48% | 623 |
| #6 | Tomzem | 47% | 182 |
| #7 | Vii | 46% | 439 |
| #8 | ☣Mr.NickFlow☣ | 45% | 209 |
| #9 | wreck_13 | 45% | 467 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daDDy | 42 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | wreck_13 | 29 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Tomzem | 17 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | kyle wolfe | 17 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Vii | 15 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daDDy | 1273 | 0.10 | 32 min |
| #2 | wreck_13 | 773 | 0.08 | 22 min |
| #3 | ☣Mr.NickFlow☣ | 531 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #4 | Mr. Yodis Džordi | 516 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #5 | xXPersianXx | 465 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alhamdulillah | +3.96 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | kyle wolfe | +1.74 | 81 | 53 |
| #3 | xXPersianXx | +1.51 | 57 | 74 |
| #4 | Mr. Yodis Džordi | +1.47 | 64 | 75 |
| #5 | ☣Mr.NickFlow☣ | +0.98 | 52 | 75 |





