








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2074 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1037 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 390 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12542 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 69,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14609 | 21% |
| Smokes | 13175 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 18882 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 22728 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,849,972 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7846 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xXPersianXx | 51% | 301 |
| #2 | Tomzem | 50% | 416 |
| #3 | Mr. Yodis Džordi | 49% | 144 |
| #4 | kyle wolfe | 49% | 269 |
| #5 | Vii | 48% | 1060 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Vii | 48% | 1060 |
| #6 | wreck_13 | 48% | 623 |
| #7 | Arozz1. | 48% | 623 |
| #8 | ☣Mr.NickFlow☣ | 45% | 315 |
| #9 | Michal.blazekシ | 40% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomzem | 48 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Arozz1. | 38 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | wreck_13 | 37 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Vii | 27 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | kyle wolfe | 23 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomzem | 1048 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #2 | wreck_13 | 1027 | 0.08 | 28 min |
| #3 | ☣Mr.NickFlow☣ | 751 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #4 | xXPersianXx | 742 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #5 | Mr. Yodis Džordi | 641 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyle wolfe | +1.59 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | xXPersianXx | +1.59 | 58 | 74 |
| #3 | Tomzem | +1.25 | 80 | 57 |
| #4 | Mr. Yodis Džordi | +1.03 | 61 | 76 |
| #5 | ☣Mr.NickFlow☣ | +0.70 | 52 | 74 |





