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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 611 | 30% |
| Smokes | 715 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 340 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 362 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $139,029 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | knatish #teamjocke | 67% | 18 |
| #6 | KnataN. | 61% | 49 |
| #7 | Herman #Niklasdestroyer | 61% | 49 |
| #8 | liam | 57% | 30 |
| #9 | Shampus | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gazly -.- | 7 | 0.0175 |
| #2 | KnataN. | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Herman #Niklasdestroyer | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | liam | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | knatish #teamjocke | 2 | 2.0000 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KnataN. | 69 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | liam | 48 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Herman #Niklasdestroyer | 44 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Gazly -.- | 31 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Grog_cool | 23 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liam | +3.98 | 91 | 57 |
| #2 | Gazly -.- | +3.27 | 76 | 46 |
| #3 | KnataN. | +2.51 | 86 | 65 |
| #4 | Ronny Boy | +2.45 | 88 | 55 |
| #5 | knatish #teamjocke | +1.98 | 95 | 51 |





