








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,519 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1829 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2011 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 978 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1701 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,161,139 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 812 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grog_cool | 82% | 38 |
| #2 | Ronny Boy | 71% | 38 |
| #3 | knatish #teamjocke | 61% | 23 |
| #4 | liam | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | Herman #Niklasdestroyer | 54% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | knatish #teamjocke | 61% | 23 |
| #4 | liam | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | Herman #Niklasdestroyer | 54% | 78 |
| #6 | KnataN. | 53% | 88 |
| #7 | PB | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herman #Niklasdestroyer | 8 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | KnataN. | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | liam | 5 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Ronny Boy | 5 | 0.0125 |
| #5 | Grog_cool | 4 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KnataN. | 112 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | liam | 90 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Herman #Niklasdestroyer | 85 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Grog_cool | 65 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | PB | 53 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronny Boy | +3.27 | 86 | 55 |
| #2 | liam | +3.00 | 86 | 51 |
| #3 | Gazly -.- | +2.42 | 83 | 51 |
| #4 | KnataN. | +1.76 | 85 | 59 |
| #5 | knatish #teamjocke | +1.65 | 93 | 49 |





