








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 190 | 42% |
| Smokes | 86 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 99 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 74 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $70,686 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1SKY水 | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Dab Monk | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Infinity | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | NBM | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Travis Scott | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1SKY水 | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Dab Monk | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Infinity | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | NBM | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Travis Scott | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NBM | 1 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infinity | 90 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #2 | NBM | 43 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #3 | Travis Scott | 26 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | R1SKY水 | 26 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| #5 | Dab Monk | 20 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1SKY水 | +3.58 | 71 | 63 |
| #2 | Dab Monk | +0.89 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | Easty | +0.78 | 65 | 52 |
| #4 | Infinity | +0.35 | 69 | 82 |
| #5 | NBM | +0.22 | 80 | 70 |





