








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 799 | 35% |
| Smokes | 663 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 327 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 523 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $147,643 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | jamesyak | 56% | 18 |
| #7 | rudey | 54% | 13 |
| #8 | Easty | 50% | 8 |
| #9 | charlie | 48% | 25 |
| #10 | Rain | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis Scott | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | charlie | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infinity | 161 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | rudey | 63 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #3 | charlie | 55 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Travis Scott | 47 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | R1SKY水 | 43 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1SKY水 | +3.76 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | NBM | +3.40 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | Dab Monk | +1.12 | 67 | 69 |
| #4 | charlie | -0.05 | 72 | 67 |
| #5 | Easty | -0.49 | 59 | 47 |





