








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 990 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1081 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 814 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 796 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $364,375 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | NBM | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | Travis Scott | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | oubas | 57% | 77 |
| #6 | Sam | 48% | 21 |
| #7 | Ellie <3 | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oubas | 18 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | Sam | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Travis Scott | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | R1SKY水 | 1 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | NBM | 1 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oubas | 188 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Ellie <3 | 49 | 0.34 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sam | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | R1SKY水 | 36 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | NBM | 33 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1SKY水 | +4.17 | 76 | 59 |
| #2 | oubas | +1.74 | 93 | 67 |
| #3 | Dab Monk | +1.16 | 79 | 57 |
| #4 | NBM | +0.35 | 72 | 73 |
| #5 | Sam | -0.37 | 78 | 43 |





