








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 323 | 23% |
| Smokes | 350 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 503 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 247 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,634 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oubas | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | Ween | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Sam | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | R1SKY水 | 69% | 48 |
| #5 | Dab Monk | 65% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infinity | 161 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | R1SKY水 | 128 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | NBM | 99 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dab Monk | 48 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Easty | 38 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oubas | +4.13 | 97 | 76 |
| #2 | R1SKY水 | +3.55 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | bookcase | +2.86 | 78 | 57 |
| #4 | NBM | +2.63 | 87 | 70 |
| #5 | Dab Monk | +1.91 | 82 | 60 |





