








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 120 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1687 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1463 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 716 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1215 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $377,050 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anab | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | Temuzzi | 69% | 26 |
| #3 | JonTuu | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | P | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | dafav0 | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | JAKALAvv | 48% | 25 |
| #10 | bogdan | 44% | 18 |
| #11 | timib | 44% | 16 |
| #12 | smokey nagata | 43% | 7 |
| #13 | ✪Uuber™ GAMDOM.COM | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saunakalja | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Ardee | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | JAKALAvv | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Rottab | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Anab | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ardee | 159 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #2 | Saunakalja | 82 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Temuzzi | 72 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Anab | 71 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rottab | 57 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonTuu | +5.85 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | Anab | +4.94 | 77 | 53 |
| #3 | Temuzzi | +3.49 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | dafav0 | +2.97 | 57 | 51 |
| #5 | timib | +2.18 | 69 | 55 |





