








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 160 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1257 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1233 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1789 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1374 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1456 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $386,795 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Temuzzi | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | JonTuu | 56% | 162 |
| #3 | kurwa bober | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Juha Lapio | 51% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Temuzzi | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | JonTuu | 56% | 162 |
| #3 | kurwa bober | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Juha Lapio | 51% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonTuu | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonTuu | 475 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | Juha Lapio | 131 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | kurwa bober | 127 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #4 | Temuzzi | 23 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonTuu | +5.56 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | Temuzzi | +3.93 | 70 | 58 |
| #3 | kurwa bober | -0.44 | 81 | 67 |
| #4 | Juha Lapio | -0.82 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | Rottab | -2.82 | 67 | 46 |





