








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1002 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1091 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1104 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1220 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $427,290 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Jape | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | Temuzzi | 59% | 63 |
| #4 | kurwa bober | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | JonTuu | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jape | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Temuzzi | 167 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | kurwa bober | 111 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | JonTuu | 86 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jape | 50 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | P | 38 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonTuu | +3.42 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | Temuzzi | +2.67 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | Jape | +0.76 | 52 | 60 |
| #4 | ✪Uuber™ GAMDOM.COM | +0.31 | 84 | 58 |
| #5 | kurwa bober | +0.26 | 85 | 63 |





