








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 375 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3778 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3404 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3828 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3236 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1738 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,298,685 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 337 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eSpxx | 65% | 51 |
| #2 | junior pussycato | 64% | 56 |
| #3 | Fabe | 58% | 78 |
| #4 | kozmet | 56% | 66 |
| #5 | turtleboy | 55% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kozmet | +3.34 | 61 | 63 |
| #2 | eSpxx | +3.20 | 57 | 63 |
| #3 | memo | +3.09 | 71 | 59 |
| #4 | junior pussycato | +2.75 | 56 | 64 |
| #5 | knopachu <3 | +2.00 | 78 | 42 |





