








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 259 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5098 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1401 | 9% |
| Smokes | 5487 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4654 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4582 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,710,244 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1876 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Steve | 53% | 49 |
| #14 | L1nk3d | 52% | 73 |
| #15 | despomet | 51% | 228 |
| #16 | A$AP Harfe | 48% | 145 |
| #17 | hallvz. | 45% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | despomet | 20 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | memo | 16 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | rekt | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | A$AP Harfe | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Sabo | 9 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rekt | 458 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | L1nk3d | 389 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #3 | despomet | 369 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | memo | 345 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | A$AP Harfe | 288 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kozmet | +3.25 | 58 | 60 |
| #2 | eSpxx | +2.62 | 53 | 54 |
| #3 | junior pussycato | +2.56 | 58 | 63 |
| #4 | knopachu <3 | +1.98 | 79 | 43 |
| #5 | rekt | +1.91 | 55 | 62 |





