








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1017 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,734 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3612 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6887 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 5312 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3923 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,071,148 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | memo | 550 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | despomet | 459 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | L1nk3d | 363 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| #4 | Sabo | 211 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | A$AP Harfe | 194 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | memo | +2.24 | 67 | 59 |
| #2 | rekt | +1.94 | 56 | 61 |
| #3 | knopachu <3 | +1.77 | 79 | 42 |
| #4 | L1nk3d | +1.67 | 81 | 73 |
| #5 | Fabe | +1.32 | 58 | 55 |





