








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 646 matches | ||
| Wingman | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




163 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10115 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9936 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 11428 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6737 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,836,529 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 899 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knopachu <3 | 23 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | rekt | 19 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Sabo | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | A$AP Harfe | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | despomet | 8 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | memo | +2.50 | 76 | 55 |
| #2 | rekt | +1.86 | 57 | 59 |
| #3 | Bademeister | +1.72 | 83 | 51 |
| #4 | knopachu <3 | +1.51 | 79 | 41 |
| #5 | Steve | +0.72 | 53 | 66 |





